Not so fast, partner!

How old are ya?

Brewed with
Poseidons Tears

5% abv. 100 Calories. 0g Sugar.
Craft Hard Seltzer.

A trifecta of tropical flavors brewed with the finest ingredients to deliver a taste that will leave a lasting imprint on your taste buds.

A Guilt Free
Good Time.

We all know that beer is heavy. It's time to leave those yeastie boys in your step-dads fridge and join us on a journey into the future of drinking.

0g of sugar

No sugar, no shoes, no shirt, no problem.

100 cals

The drink your macro app will thank you for.

Gluten Free

Inflammation? Tummy Troubles? All ailments of the past.

All Natural

Made with all natural fruit extract and no added sweeteners.

Party Wave

Our POG flavor will propel you and your squad on an expedition to Flavortown, USA. Combining passionfruit, orange, and guava brings you the party wave that lasts forever.

The Falls

Prepare to get hucked into a spin cycle of refreshment. We’ve paired pineapple and mango to send you hurling face first into a foamball of flavor.

Rest In Beach

Join Davey Jones and his legion of scallywags with the most delicious blood orange hard seltzer you’ve ever had. But beware, the taste has a price, and that price is your eternal soul.

Squad assemble.

Wet your whistle with these three unique flavors that will take your stoke to the max and redefine your lifes purpose.